Saturday, February 18, 2012

Like Buttah

I stepped on the scale this morning expecting good things.

I worked H-A-R-D this week.  My body was mad at me last night after a week of tough, full-body workouts.  But you can probably guess what I'm going to say next.

Wait for it ...

Wait for it ...

Wait for it ...

It's a good sore.


I had to.  It needed to be said.  Because it's true.

But I digress.  You were probably wondering about the scale.

I lost 3.2 pounds this week, bringing my total thus far to 9.8 pounds.

Ask me how BADLY I wanted that to be TEN pounds.  Ask me how many times I stepped off the scale and back on, or how many times I peed (in the toilet, not on the scale) to try and squeeze that extra -0.2 out of my mean old scale.

But alas, my scale is nothing if not annoyingly and disgustingly accurate.  Which, honestly, kinda makes me WANT to pee on it sometimes.  But I try to restrain myself.

Regardless, that 3.2 makes me happy.  I earned every last tenth-of-an-ounce.

I'll have to wait until next week to get up over that 10 pound mark, but in the meantime, I've melted off roughly 39 sticks of butter so far.

That's like ... I dunno ... 8 episodes of Paula Deen's cooking show.  It's just a lotta buttah, y'all.


Oh, and did I mention that Valentine's Day happened in the middle of that 3.2?   That's right, even with a date to PF Chang's (meat 'n veggies only, thankyouverymuch) with the love of my life followed by some obligatory Valentine's Day chocolate, I managed to part with 3.2 pounds.

I'll own that.

How did you do this week?  How many Paula Deen episodes did you burn through?

12 comments:

  1. You are my hero!! Keep up the good work! :)

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  2. Yes, Jacey! I am so proud of you. I need to lose ten pounds and have not been motivated yet. I know I need to lose them before I visit the grandchildren in March so that I have the energy to keep up with them. Teenagers and babies need energy! So, so proud of you! Just wish I could get motivated!

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    1. You've done it before, Linda. Remember your soup diet? :)

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  3. I have definitely experienced the anger with my scale... Counting down the days until I could get under 200 (which i hadn't been since 9th grade) I was 200.4 one day... worked super hard, crossed my fingers, went to bed, woke up hoping it would be 199.something and no. 200.0! i was super mad! lol Alas I eventually got under and threw myself a little party but I definitely was none to fond of the scale that day!

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    1. Glad someone can relate! And glad you got there eventually!

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  4. 9.8 pounds is incredible!! Personally I'm thrilled that Lent is approaching because I REALLY feel guilty for cheating on a diet then. Must be the Catholic guilt?

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    2. That's 9.8 TOTAL, not for the week, you know. But it's still going down so that's good! Why wait for Lent? Start now. I love your posts about boot camp. So funny.

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  5. my stomach hurts from laughing at your blog. Thanks for the free workout!

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